Narwhal

Yesterday while driving to Pullman WA, I stumbled into a discussion about, "If I was a Hogwarts wizard, what would my Patronus be?" (To those not in the know, it's a unique heroic animal ghost-creature that springs forth from a wand to protect from the soul-sucking dementors). After much discussion on the plausibility of a sea creature being able to in fact be a patronus, I determined mine would be a narwhal. To help illustrate, to the left is a cartoon picture of one super-cool, Hipster DJ Narwhal.

Car rides...

Dr. Kevorkian.

Dr. Kevorkian died today. Final stats: 0 points, 0 rebounds, 130 assists.

Stumptown coffee

Stumptown has supposedly sold out to some wall street mogul.  Hipsters are not pleased... will now only consume coffee made at a loss with a bird on it.

Another Reason to Love the Timbers...

The Timbers have GREAT marketing. The rival Seattle Sounders on the other hand...not so much.

There are some advertisements that should never be made and this is one of them.

http://youtu.be/0to-PMXr4YI

A 27 year old in Portland has a blog

Groundbreaking stuff I know...

At least there will be jokes. Just look at the blog title. That took me literally, 20 minutes at Starbucks. Thats the sort of half hearted work you are likely to see here.